Can't have shit in Ohio r
unable to possess nonsense inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain any valueless matter while
staying within Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to have a single excrement inside the state of. There is no crap to
be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the aptitude to obtain a single junk whilst living within the enchanting state of. No rubbish available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am bereft of even a trace of matter inside OH.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to acquire any rubbish while residing in Ohio. There is no crap available around here, regrettably. I am unable to possess even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am constrained to obtain any garbage whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I lack any of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to obtain even a single feces during living inside the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to possess even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am
powerless to possess any waste while living in Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of feces inside the great state of Ohio.