haven't got the ability to obtain nonsense within Ohio.
It's unfortunate,
I am unable to obtain any useless material during staying inside Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to acquire even a speck
of waste within the state of. No garbage available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capability to have any rubbish whilst staying within the borders of the Buckeye State. No waste available in the vicinity, sadly. I am lacking a single excrement inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to acquire a single garbage while in the state of Ohio. There is no crap to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I lack the ability to own even a speck of shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am unable to possess any nonsense whilst living within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain any of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of shit during living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately. I have no means to have the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single garbage while staying inside Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement within the great state of Ohio.