unable to possess junk inside the state of.
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to possess any rubbish during the time residing within the borders of the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in this region, unfortunately. I am bereft of any feces inside OH.
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No rubbish available in this area, regrettably. I lack the ability to possess any substance in the beautiful state of
Ohio.
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staying in Ohio. No crap for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.